Nightmare

At the weekend we were invited to a kids party/ cinquo de mayo party. Twinkle was already there. Hubby goes off in advance to drop soemthing off. Me and wee boy are all set to leave. I nip back into grab a bag and lock up etc. Wee boy is waiting in garden ( LIVES on the swing practically). Anyway I come out he's nowhere to be seen. I running up to the road - no sign. Out to the back gate - no sign. Back into the house - no sign. Starting to panic big time - I'm YELLING his name. And I see him in the distance on the cliffs, running back towards me. he only turned when he heard me yelling - how he heard me I don't know, cause I couldnt even see him. He then RIPS into me for giving HIM a fright, cos he thought I was behind him!!!!!!

Next day at a party in the park, he disappears off to the toilet on his own, to wash the tree sap from his hands. All while I am watching him like a hawk. He's there, I put something in the trash can and he's gone. I swear he's trying to give me a heart attack. I haven't slept for two nights with the terrors of it all.

Needless to say his father got the blame for allowing him too much freedom. Can't be my fault I'm constantly neurotic. (apparently).