'how was your weekend?'

This morning it was all the usual stuff,
' saw Pirates of Caribbean 3 - it was rubbish '
'went for a 10 mile bike run'
'learned to surf in hawaii' (maybe that one isnt so usual)
'went to a barbecue'

Then the classic line of all time - 'mom's llama got bit by a rattlesnake so we spent all day yesterday trying to catch her '.

This was followed shortly after by a persistent 'you are a heartless b*t**' aimed at me . I don't know what kicked that off - I genuinely thought it was a very funny thing for him to say. AND I was trying to be helpful when I suggested he just replace it with another one before she gets back from her hols! It's a llaaaammaaaa! How distictive can it be? She only keeps it because it's easier than using a lawnmower.