Tunitas Creek Road (according to someone at work) is where one should go if you happen to have a body to dump. Apparently all local people know this.
This weekend local cops here investigated a car that was parked up on the highway near the beach. No doubt expecting a drunk or a teen pothead. When they were talking to the driver they spotted a bundle-under-a-blanket, in the back seat. Lo and behold there was a dead body.
Obviously, being a small town this caused some Monday morning speculation on the driver's intention (dump the body off the cliff into the sea, was my bet) This is when G revealed the Tunitas Creek Road (not so) secret.
The collective response was fascinating 'oh really?' 'where is that exactly?' 'why is Tunitas Creek so good then?' ' 'is it accessible?' 'is it signposted?'
You'd think he'd found a great sandwich bar.
I don't really know where I'm going with this one - but felt it deserved a mention. Just in case anyone happens to have a body to dump!
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