Car park boy chanced for $15 again today.
I refused and gave him a disparaging look.
In the morning it rained.
I was wearing cream suede boots.
I live in California so I had no spray protector on my cream suede boots.
I skipped lunch to protect my cream suede boots from the wet.
When I went to the parking lot, my car was parked in a big big puddle.
The valet guy didn't offer to drive it out for me.
The keys were in the visor already.
It would seem revenge is a dish best served wet.
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2 comments:
hey you may be 40! but at least your trendy enough to buy cream suede anythying! I take it common sense disnae come with age?
And I thought I was having a hard time with 2 major throat infections! The thought of your little face as you realise your cream suede booties were wet just about breaks my heart!
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